More Emma Sayings

Back by popular demand these are the latest musings by Emma

Emma was telling me about one of her new best friends, Teah. Emma tells me that Teah rides the same bus that Emma and Abby ride. Here is the conversation:

Emma: Did you know that Teah has two brothers that ride the bus with us?

Me: No I didn't know that.

Emma: Well, their names are Ian and Duckling.

Me: Wait, she has a brother named Duckling?

Emma: Yeah.

Me: Are you sure? That is a weird name for a kid---that is a name for a baby duck.

Emma: I AM SURE MOM--STOP ASKING!


I go into Emma's room this morning because I know her alarm has gone off and she hasn't gotten out of bed. I walk in and here is the conversation:

Me: Emma, it's almost 7:30. You have got to get up!

Emma: No, I don't.

Me: Didn't your alarm go off?

Emma: Yes, but it is my 2 day break so I went back to sleep.

Me: What are you talking about? You have to go to school today.

Emma: No, you and Abby told me I get a 2 day break every week.

Me: Emma, that is on Saturday and Sunday. Today is Tuesday. You don't just get to pick the days you want to take a break from school.

Emma: Oh....well you guys lied!